April 22, 2005

As if you needed reasons to never pass out drunk with friends with digital cameras..

This dude is out cold on the couch. His nice friends decided to paint his face, cover his head in what looks to be shaving cream, and then stick used cigarette butts in for hair while he sucks on a banana. Are your friends this kind and creative?

Spirytus + Smirnoff + houseboating with friends = priceless photo of you wasted and out cold with your face painted – which is better than your ass…

I guess you could say this tush is smokin’!

Another ass picture – but this guy didn’t get so lucky – he’ll have to wait for that hair to grow back before his butt stops making faces at people!

Pass out drunk, wake up later covered in beer cans and trophies? Fun!

I think this drunk Santa didn’t quite get posed by friends.. I’m thinking this is his own doing..

I’m not sure which guy is drunker – the one getting the tattoo, or the so called tattoo ‘artist’ who got bored with the eagle and decided to write a msg “Goodbye cruel world. This fat bastard is going to kill me when he finds out I’m not really tattooing a big eagle…Please feed my cat, and..”

Who says you lose your balance when you’re stone cold drunk?

Two nights camping under the stars w/your buddies + Ten cases of beer results in falling asleep and having twenty drunk, dirty dudes rub their asses on your sleeping face and having it posted on the internet – another priceless moment (his friends are sure having fun!)

And here we have your standard draw all over the passed out drunk guy with permanent markers..

OR, you could end up with a tampon in your mouth..

All taped up and no place to go – funny, but cruel – this drunk passed out fool is gonna be in a world of hurt when he wakes up and you know he can’t get to the bathroom with his legs taped together like that..