April 27, 2005

Bizarre sex facts you may wish you never knew

  • Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist.
  • In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good so that they made it illegal to have sex with a drunk fish. 
  • The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph. in flight, and it is common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish.
  • A certain musical note can sexually excite cats — the same note when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom.
  • If disconnected, the sex organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are still active.
  • The ten-inch Banana Slugs of the Northwest end their 30 hour hermaphroditic mating session by chewing off each other's male sex organs.
  • Though barnacles can't move, they still mate via an extraordinarily long penis (150% their body length) that reaches over and into the female's mantle cavity.
  • The female bedbug is born without any external sex organs. So the male bedbug has to drill his pointed penis to drill a hole into her partner'sgut and deposit his sperm into her bloodstream. During long spells without access to human blood, the female's been known to dine on her male partner's semen. (I guess that’s better than them eating our blood – major eww all around on this one)
  • Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their erections.
  • Perhaps the originator of the "quickie," a baboon engages in a typical sex session that lasts all of 15 seconds.
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December 27, 2006

Terrance @ 3:44 pm

Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!

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