May 5, 2005
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
- My girlfriend always laughs during sex—no matter what she’s reading.
- There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
